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Draining
the Wineskin
• by Nathanial Hornblower (aka MCA of Beastie
Boys, aka Adam Yauch), director of Awesome; I Fuckin’ Shot That!
it is with great pleasure that i sit here in switzerland at my typewriter
and share with you my thoughts about all that is good on god’s
green earth. soon we will be together and we can share good cheer and
spirits and sing like small children at pasture (in a wholesome way
of course).
may i begin by taking this opportunity to apologize for the title of
the film. i hate the devil as much as anyone. i am a good god-fearing
soul, and have only called the film this way to tempt him to come out,
so that i may slay him down right in front of you. the devil is bad
and we, my friends, are good! so fear not, we shall prevail.
now, as for the film itself, all of it is good, all that is, except
the part where a man pees. that part is slightly offensive. although
peeing is normal, peeing in a film is not nice, so it might make some
people uncomfortable. if it makes you uncomfortable that is good. but
there may be some that enjoy that part of the film; those people are
inside the axis of evil and must be exorcised. so think of it as a test.
if after seeing the film, you recall that sequence of shots and laugh,
please contact me and I will have you dealt with good and proper.
anyway, i am really happy to be spending time with you. let's go up
to the top of the mountain, just you and me, and drain a wineskin. we
can put some crazy hallucinogens in my pipe and get wrecked, and then
ski down and watch some weird foreign flick that doesn't have a swiss
distributor yet. then maybe we'll contact a distributor and put in a
good word. the film will get released and later we can tell people that
we had a hand in it. we'll feel great, and have done a good deed. does
that sound like a plan? i miss you.
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